5 Things I Was Going To Rant On, But Condensed

What up people. It's been two weeks since I last posted, so I figure I should put something up on here for you're entertainment. But what should I post about? I thought of some ideas, but have no motive or enough content to really write about any of these in detail. So I decided to write brief excerpts on the various topics. Enjoy!

1. The Friend Zone


This is not a friendly zone as the title implies, and yes I know that was a not so funny play on words. This is the zone that comes about when a guy asks a girl out on a date and she pulls the "you're a really nice guy and I really like you, but just as good friends" card. Let's face it people, the friend zone rarely lasts long. The guy has to suppress his feelings for the girl, and the girl has to pretend like it never happened and starts wondering if she would ever date him, and it gets really awkward. Pretty soon the awkwardness gets so high you stop talking and you really aren't friends any more, just more of acquaintances really. Did I mention it gets awkward? Just give the guy a chance.

2. The Chicago Cubs


Yes kids, they suck again. A 3-10 start might be a little worse than even I predicted, but I'll still say I told you so!

3. The Start of the NHL Playoffs


Wait, when was the regular season? I don't know, but call me when it gets to the Stanley Cup and I might watch a game or two.

4. It's Almost Summer


2 weeks left of school, and 3 tests and 2 quizzes keeping me from the summer. And what will Jon be doing for the summer? I will be staying in Cedar Falls over the summer working for my current job at ResNet. Working with the internet and shit, and replacing computers on campus. I'll make my way to Ankeny every now and then. I'll also be spending a couple weeks down in Florida with the family, and showing off and tanning my beach bod of course. I guess you can come visit me up here if you want, just give me a heads up a week or so in advance so I can warn Wes.

5. I Forgot the Other Stuff


Must not have been important, so I saved you from ready even more useless stuff

So there's five snippets of stuff I've observed, meditated on, and regurgitated out for you on here. Follow on Twitter (@JVanderah20) or find me on Facebook to keep in touch and stay entertained on a more regular basis. Here is some music for the road:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G8QItjTSDA&ob=av2n

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxxoZu3aSQw

Peace out y'll. Enjoy the nice rainy weather we got going on. Hopefully it's a while before I get on here again, cause that would mean nothing really pissed me off in that time span. Adios.

Opening Day: The Boys are Back

Ah, spring is in the air! Well, I guess it has been since February, but now that baseball is starting it's official. And like every year, Cubs fans start talking about how this is the year they finally win the World Series again. As a Cubs fan, it hurts to break it to you but there is no way in hell the Cubs even make the playoffs this year.

The season will look a lot like this opening day game: Keep the starter in as long as possible because the bull pen is weak, low scoring offense (no matter what way the wind is blowing), and the first pitch & seventh inning stretch being the most entertaining parts of the game. In a season where you lose 2 of your starting players (Carlos Peña, Aramis Ramirez) and they get replaced by a career back up and an average role player (Jeff Baker, Ian Stewart). Granted, Baker is only playing because Bryan LaHair has a bad back, but come on, he hasn't been a starter either and the Cubs are really just hoping he produces some this season. Stewart was the team's "big" off season signing, and he's always been average with the bat, although he is exceptional when it comes to defense I mean just look at this opening day line-up:

RF David DeJesus  L
2B Darwin Barney R
SS Starlin Castro R
LF Alfonso Soriano R
3B Ian Stewart L
1B Jeff Baker R
CF Marlon Byrd R
C Geovany Soto R
P Ryan Dempster R

There is only one bat in the line-up that I would be scared to pitch against, and that's Castro. He can hit pitches out of the zone, be patient when he wants to, and can hit with some power. Sure Soriano hit 26 home runs last year, but all you have to do in throw 3 pitches in the dirt and he'll swing at all of them most days. Soto had that break out year when he won rookie of the year back in 2008, but ever since he goes through major slumps of not being able to hit anything. Everyone else is a contact hitter, and is really only starting for their defensive play.  Their bench is filled with the same type of players:

C Steve Clevenger* L
1B Bryan LaHair L (starter really)
2B Luis Valbuena L
IF Blake DeWitt L
LF Joe Mather (more of a 3B really) R
RF Reed Johnson R

A rookie catcher, three infielders that have little experience besides DeWitt, and the outfielders are really a third baseman in disguise and an older dude known for hustle and his goatee. Pretty intimidating, huh? Offense will definitely be lacking this year. Here's what the pitching looks like for this year:

SP Ryan Dempster R
SP Matt Garza R
SP Jeff Samardzija R
SP Chris Volstad R
SP Paul Maholm L
RP Rafael Dolis R
RP Lendy Castillo R
RP Shawn Camp R
RP Jeff Russell L
RP Kerry Wood R
CL Carlos Marmol R

Starting rotation looks pretty solid, as long as Paul Maholm can stay consistent and Samardzija can adjust back to the starting role. Even though he was arguably their best reliever last year, he proved that if you bitch enough you eventually get what you want and is now a starter. Of course, that came at the expense of Randy Wells, who was a pretty consistent starter, but is now in AAA Iowa to make room for the former Notre Dame tight end. As for the bull pen, it is small and 3 of the 6 pitchers weren't there last year. I don't even know the first three. Russell is the only lefty in the group, which means he'll be put into a lost of pressure/situational spots this year. That worries me because he has never done well under pressure. Wood is getting older, isn't the strikeout guy he used to be, and today he showed his command isn't what it used to be. He only managed to walk 3 guys in a row, the last walking in the game tying run. Marmol is pretty solid though, and hopefully he keeps control of his pitches like he did last year and doesn't revert back to how wild he was in 2010.

All in all, the opening day loss is about how the year is going to look. The starting pitcher keeps the Cubs in games, offense squeaks out a run here and there, and then the bull pen blows it when they come in. I predict the Cubs get around 75 wins and finish 4th in the NL Central. I hope the Cubbies prove me wrong on all of this. If they win the World Series, on then will I believe in the 2012 myths.

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Shower of Champions

This is the playlist of songs that I heard in the shower this morning/when I got back to my room. Now guess who was jacked to take on the day?

1. Five Finger Death Punch - Remember Everything
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G8QItjTSDA&ob=av3n

2. Alice in Chains - Man in the Box
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAqZb52sgpU

3. Cavo - Champagne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAqZb52sgpU

4. Puddle of Mudd - Control
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0-lENIRHaM&ob=av2e

5. 3 Doors Down - Let Me Go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thc1MtNagC8&ob=av2n

Now I get to go to class pumped up, and maybe infect some people for Zombies. Being the first zombie is the best. Bitches better watch out. Later.