Run's House

So it's been a while, and this post won't be controversial. Hopefully. It's not the intent. The intent is to introduce the masses to the new house in Campbell, Run's House. Named after the MTV show following Run DMC member RevRun, Run's house started as a group of friends seceding from Scooby House. Why would they break away from Scooby? It's obviously not because they hate the cartoons (They were the shit!). No no, children. There are two main reasons. The first being an annoyance with certain members (cough cough, Tom, cough cough). We don't hate anyone in Scooby, in fact we get along with and are good friends with everyone we know, it's just they get on our nerves and on our asses because we don't like going to house events (they're stupid). The second is that it seems when in bigger groups, some members tend to become severely immature. With an unwillingness to be associated with these people, we often joked about founding our own house. One day my doppelganger and roommate Casey started calling it Run's House, and thus it was born. Soon I made a Facebook group and anyone can request to join. We use Run DMC's logo as our logo:

Now let's go into what Run's House stands for. We believe in only having house events of stuff we just do as friends. I mean, why force people to go to stuff that they think is stupid? There is no reward system for going to stuff or participation. Also, no stickers for ass kissing. As R.A. (resident assistant, and it's not official so I really have no power), I'll give stickers as arbitrarily as I can and ignore precedence of previous sticker-giving. So any house events are just bros hanging out (girls are allowed as well), and we do stuff we would do even if we weren't a house. We would go bowling, but Cole thinks that's gay and won't go. We have our first house picnic Saturday, where we will go get fast food and eat outside at a park. We also plan on going to see American Reunion when it's in theaters. When it comes to politics within Campbell, we remain neutral. We won't declare war on a house because 2 or 3 kids in the house annoy us, and we won't put snow in anyone's bathrooms. We also won't take sides in outstanding battles (Camelot vs Scooby), or attack someone that declares war on us (Scooby). If anyone even thinks about attacking us, you're stupid. Run's has 3 of the biggest dudes in our hall (Cole, Casey, and I), so you'll get your asses kicked (good luck, though). In summary, we are just laid back people who love to hang and not give a fuck.

If you are interested in joining, we encourage applicants to have the runs. No silly, not diarrhea, the R.U.N.S. It stands for Respect, Unity (formerly Umbrella, because we couldn't come up with a U word), Narcissism, and Sex appeal. The S is most important because we like to portray ourselves as a nice house and attract new members. If you are interested in joining, find the group on Facebook or click this handy dandy link (https://www.facebook.com/groups/134458523349884/). You can pretty much be any age, gender, ethnicity, and go to any school. It's more like a frat or sorority.

Follow me on the twitter (@JVanderah20) if you want to read more from me in 140 characters or less at a time, and find me on Facebook if you want to be friends. Over/Under 24 hours until Tom realizes I mentioned how he annoys me. I go over. He's probably with his girlfriend he's only dating to have sex with. Peace out. Please don't try this at home. Here's a meme for thought: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/Cq/